Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Bored chickens are loud chickens. Let’s fix that.
Treats and toys that keep your flock busy, happy, and a little less likely to eat your shoelaces. This collection goes beyond basic scratch—think high-protein snacks for health, boredom-busting toys for enrichment, and treat dispensers that keep even your cleverest hen on her toes. Every product is field-tested on our own birds (Clancy included), so you can skip the gimmicks and get right to the good stuff. No weird fillers, no junk ingredients, and definitely no Pinterest fluff—just real enrichment that keeps your flock thriving, entertained, and a little less destructive.
🧠 Brain + Beak Boosting: Designed to reduce boredom, encourage natural behaviors, and support a healthier, happier flock.
🐓 Flock Mental Health, But Make It Fun: Enrichment isn’t extra—it’s essential.
Keep your birds busy, stimulated, and just the right amount of weird.
Clancy Says: “I don’t play. I supervise.”
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