Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
No feeders. No grit. Just the good stuff.
This collection is for the flock-obsessed, the bird moms, the backyard chicken dads, and the friends who “accidentally” talk about their coop at dinner.
From mugs to stickers to cozy wearables, everything here clucks with personality.
Anatomy of a Chicken Sticker
from $4.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt
from $28.50 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Bucket Hat
$26.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
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Ask Me About My Chickens Cuffed Beanie
$20.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Dad Hat
$23.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Eco Tote Bag
$20.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Pom-Pom Beanie
$22.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
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Ask Me About My Chickens Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Straw Lid
$29.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Sticker
from $4.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Unisex Hoodie
from $32.00 USDAsk Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USD