Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

Chickens. Without the Nonsense.

At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.

We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.

What we do believe in:

✔️ Honest, ethical breeding

✔️ Preserving real genetics

✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks

We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.

Sound like your kind of flock?

We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!

Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide

Chickens. Without the Nonsense.

At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.

We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.

What we do believe in:

✔️ Honest, ethical breeding

✔️ Preserving real genetics

✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks

We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.

Sound like your kind of flock?

We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!

Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide

He’s loud. He’s small. He’s got merch now.

Meet Clancy.The Rooster Behind the Ruckus.

Introducing the Cluck You Very Much Collection—mugs, tees, and gear for chicken keepers who’ve had enough fluff and are ready to manage the chaos.

Clancy Says:“Hatch something worth crowing about.”

Hatching Eggs & Chicks

Landrace hatching eggs & chicks. Rare breeds. Real resilience.

We don’t just sell this stuff—we use it every day.

Our Products in Action

If it doesn’t hold up to real birds and real chaos, it doesn’t make the cut.

Bundle Up Your Coop!

EXPLORE OUR HEN PICKED BUNDLES

Curated by hens. Approved by chaos.
Everything your flock actually needs—without the guesswork.
Clancy Says:“Bundle it, save it, strut on.”

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Reviews From Our Customers

We raise 'em real—and it turns out, people notice.
Because when quality meets grit, even the humans crow about it.
Clancy Says:“If it made the humans happy, I probably supervised it.”

Fresh from the Coop!

Just Cluckin' Around

Real tips. Real talk. Chicken chaos included.
Because this isn’t your grandma’s blog—it’s the one that says what everyone else won’t.

Come for the grit, stay for the laughs. And maybe learn something while you're at it.

There are chicken breeds that practically hatch themselves.
Swedish Flower Hens? No problem.
Icelandics? Born ready.
Hedemora? Practically hatch out, stretch, and ask for fermented feed.

And then there are Olandsk Dwarfs.
Tiny white eggs. High hopes.
Tiny heartbreaks.

  • 3 min read

“Why Didn’t My Eggs Hatch?”

Short answer: Because shipped eggs are a freakin’ gamble.
Long answer? Grab a snack.

  • 4 min read

Some chickens are bred for symmetry.
These? They were bred for storms, rocky soil, and the kind of grit you can’t fake.

Meet the Feathered Misfits: six rare landrace breeds that don’t fit the showroom mold—but absolutely belong in your coop. They’re rugged, genetically diverse, and tied to centuries of natural selection. No marketing magic. Just survival on their own terms.

  • 3 min read