Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

Big changes are happening—on purpose.

We're Giving the Site a Proper Overhaul

We’re upgrading the Cluck It All Farms site to bring you easier navigation, smarter bundles, and zero crap. You’ll see discontinued items disappear and new CluckKits™ and Smart (S)ass Bundles collections rolling in. Thanks for hanging with us while we finish rebuilding the roost.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

Raising Chickens with Backbone. Not Bullsh*t.

At Cluck It All Farms, we’re dead serious about chickens—just not about being serious all the time.

Around here, chicken drama gets the side-eye, Facebook myths get roasted, and we’d rather share a laugh than a lecture. We’ll help you find what works (and what’s total bullsh*t), and we’ll never talk down to you for being new, weird, or wildly obsessed.

We’re here for the landrace breeds with stories in their feathers and grit in their bones. We believe in honest breeding, zero gatekeeping, and helping you raise flocks that can handle real life (and a little chaos).

What matters to us:

✔ Saving rare genetics and keeping history alive (without acting like chicken snobs)

✔ Raising smart, healthy, no-drama birds (with plenty of drama from the chickens themselves)

✔ Gear that survives our coop—if it’s junk, it’s gone

We back up everything with real experience and a wicked sense of humor. If you want chickens that thrive, advice that doesn’t suck, and a brand that calls it like it is—pull up a perch, you’re in the right coop.

Here’s to the keepers who roll with the chaos, laugh at the madness, and wouldn’t trade their flock for anything.

We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!

Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide

At Cluck It All Farms, we’re dead serious about chickens—just not about being serious all the time.

Around here, chicken drama gets the side-eye, Facebook myths get roasted, and we’d rather share a laugh than a lecture. We’ll help you find what works (and what’s total bullsh*t), and we’ll never talk down to you for being new, weird, or wildly obsessed.

We’re here for the landrace breeds with stories in their feathers and grit in their bones. We believe in honest breeding, zero gatekeeping, and helping you raise flocks that can handle real life (and a little chaos).

What matters to us:

✔ Saving rare genetics and keeping history alive (without acting like chicken snobs)

✔ Raising smart, healthy, no-drama birds (with plenty of drama from the chickens themselves)

✔ Gear that survives our coop—if it’s junk, it’s gone

We back up everything with real experience and a wicked sense of humor. If you want chickens that thrive, advice that doesn’t suck, and a brand that calls it like it is—pull up a perch, you’re in the right coop.

Here’s to the keepers who roll with the chaos, laugh at the madness, and wouldn’t trade their flock for anything.

We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!

Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide

Because You and Your Flock Deserve Better Than Basic

Your One-Stop Flock Shop: Kits, Bundles, and Resources

Shop kits that work, bundles with attitude, and resources built on real experience—not internet drama.

Panel-tested. Chicken-approved. Clancy probably judged it too.

Unbox Our New Kits With Peck & Tell Panel Members

Our panel unboxes kits from the CluckKit™ Collection—so you know what actually earns a spot in your coop (and what deserves a hard nope).

Peck & Play Enrichment Kit - Cluck It All Farms

Peck & Play Enrichment Kit

$44.99

$44.99

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit by Cluck It All Farms - Cluck It All Farms

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms

$55.00

$55.00

Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet - Cluck It All Farms

Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet™

$89.00

Which Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet Do You Neeed?:

$89.00

Peck & Tell Enrichment Kit

Mental health kit... but for chickens.

Unbox this enrichment kit with our panel member, Keri.

Peck & Play Enrichment Kit - Cluck It All Farms

Peck & Play Enrichment Kit

$44.99

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™

Your 2AM ‘oh crap’ kit.

Unbox the Coop Crisis Kit with our panel member, Jessica.

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit by Cluck It All Farms - Cluck It All Farms

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms

$55.00

Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet

The kit that says, ‘I’ve got this,’ when your chicken definitely doesn’t.

Unbox the Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet Barn Boss with our Peck & Tell Panel Member, Chris.

Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet - Cluck It All Farms

Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet™

$89.00

Which Peck Me Up Medicine Cabinet Do You Neeed?:

***WE ARE SOLD OUT FOR 2025. WE WILL SEE YOU IN THE SPRING 2026. THANK YOU FOR A GREAT YEAR!***

Clancy Says:“Hatch something worth crowing about.”

Hatching Eggs & Chicks

Landrace hatching eggs & chicks. Rare breeds. Real resilience.

We don’t just sell this stuff—we use it every day.

Our Products in Action

If it doesn’t hold up to real birds and real chaos, it doesn’t make the cut.

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Reviews From Our Customers

We raise 'em real—and it turns out, people notice.
Because when quality meets grit, even the humans crow about it.
Clancy Says:“If it made the humans happy, I probably supervised it.”

Fresh from the Coop!

Just Cluckin' Around

Real tips. Real talk. Chicken chaos included.
Because this isn’t your grandma’s blog—it’s the one that says what everyone else won’t.

Come for the grit, stay for the laughs. And maybe learn something while you're at it.

Most backyard keepers panic at the word “rooster.” Add more than one, and people assume it’s only a matter of time before blood spills in the coop. But here’s the thing: bachelor flocks—groups of all-male chickens—can work. In fact, they can thrive.

Whether you’re flush with surprise cockerels, preserving rare genetics, or you just like watching a bunch of pretty boys sunbathe (we see you), a rooster-only flock isn’t a fight club—if you set it up right.

  • 4 min read

There are chicken breeds that practically hatch themselves.
Swedish Flower Hens? No problem.
Icelandics? Born ready.
Hedemora? Practically hatch out, stretch, and ask for fermented feed.

And then there are Olandsk Dwarfs.
Tiny white eggs. High hopes.
Tiny heartbreaks.

  • 3 min read

“Why Didn’t My Eggs Hatch?”

Short answer: Because shipped eggs are a freakin’ gamble.
Long answer? Grab a snack.

  • 4 min read