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At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.
We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.
What we do believe in:
✔️ Honest, ethical breeding
✔️ Preserving real genetics
✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks
We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.
Sound like your kind of flock?
We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!
Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide
Chickens. Without the Nonsense.
At Cluck It All Farms, we raise birds that matter, landrace breeds with history in their feathers and grit in their bones.
We don’t do chicken conspiracies. We don’t breed for ribbons. And we definitely don’t believe in talking down to new chicken keepers.
What we do believe in:
✔️ Honest, ethical breeding
✔️ Preserving real genetics
✔️ Helping you raise smart, healthy, no-drama flocks
We’ve also got the gear to back it up, supplies we use and trust on our own farm.
Sound like your kind of flock?
We are thrilled to announce that Cluck It All Farms was named an expert in a recent Redfin article!
Read the full article here:Raising Chickens for Beginners: Everything You Need to Know|Rent|ApartmentGuide
He’s loud. He’s small. He’s got merch now.
Introducing the Cluck You Very Much Collection—mugs, tees, and gear for chicken keepers who’ve had enough fluff and are ready to manage the chaos.
Clancy Says:“Hatch something worth crowing about.”
Landrace hatching eggs & chicks. Rare breeds. Real resilience.
We don’t just sell this stuff—we use it every day.
If it doesn’t hold up to real birds and real chaos, it doesn’t make the cut.
Bundle Up Your Coop!
Curated by hens. Approved by chaos.
Everything your flock actually needs—without the guesswork.
Clancy Says:“Bundle it, save it, strut on.”
thank you for the love
We raise 'em real—and it turns out, people notice.
Because when quality meets grit, even the humans crow about it.
Clancy Says:“If it made the humans happy, I probably supervised it.”
Lovely eggs with lots of extras arrived in perfect condition. Excellent, knowledgeable and approachable seller of landrace chicks and eggs. Definitely would recommend!! Thank you!!
Quick shipping, detailed instructions, great hatch rate and beautiful birdies!
I gave this to my immediate supervisor after someone told her she was "just a charge nurse". She is so much more and she loved it.
I love this shirt! It is light weight, fits great and the print is very nice!
Great product! Bought these for my blue birds and they love them. Great company to deal with, Thank you so much!!
The cup is absolutely amazing! I'm a rebel and wash 99% of my tumblers in the dishwasher! *gasp* this cup has survived being washed multiple times a week in the dishwasher and Clancy and his cluck you very much are still good as new.
Perfect mug to take to work. Ideal for anything hot or cold. I even made sure it was leak proof for the purpose of mixing in drink mix with water. I can completely turn it upside down and NO LEAKS! I love it!
Stickers with a bit of attitude! Perfect for envelopes, journals, water bottles and more! Make them into tiny works of art or trade with pen pals. Crisp design, sticky backing, slick surface….what are you waiting for? Get them now. Bawk bawk!
Love this mug! I customized it in yellow, which looked fantastic! I am a mug hoarder and I think this is absolutely my favorite! Very good quality, the image is immaculate. The packaging was great. There was no chance of it being broken during shipping for sure. Get you one!
Absolutely love it. Nice size for the price and the decal on. It is wonderful. My panda pants needs to be taken some notes.
Clancy sure looks great on this stainless steel travel mug. Tough enough to take to the garden or barn and keep your drink cool. Nice seal on the lid so no spills and no bugs sneaking in for a dip. Love the large handle so I can easily slip my hand in to comfortably carry it, even with my work gloves on. The bold design is eye catching and Clancy’s sassy quote gives everyone a chuckle. It also fits securely in the cup holder in my truck. No rattling or tipping.
The quality of these stickers are awesome. Clancy in of himself makes all things rooster even better. My daughter claimed a couple pictures for her school notebooks.
I absolutely love this mug! The design is hilarious and gets compliments everywhere I go. It’s sturdy, easy to hold with the handle, and keeps my coffee hot for hours. Perfect for farm chores or running errands. Great quality and totally worth it—Cluck It All nailed it with this one!
This cup is Cluck’n amazing! It keeps my coffee and tea piping hot for hours and keeps my water nice and cold. Plus, Clancy says what we’re all thinking… Get Your Flock Together!
This mug woke me up—and not just because of the caffeine. The Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug is basically Clancy the Rooster in beverage-holding form: bold, unbothered, and ready to judge your life choices before sunrise.
It keeps my coffee hotter than Clancy’s side-eye when I forget his morning corn ration, and the spill-resistant lid? Let's just say it's survived several “Clancy ambushes” and one dramatic trip over a garden rake. Plus, the handle is sturdy enough to double as a chicken-deflecting device if necessary. Multi-tasking queen!
If you need a mug that can hold your sass, your sanity, and your morning brew—Clancy and I agree: this one’s worth a strut to the checkout.
Would absolutely buy again. Unless Clancy claims this one as his. Then I’m buying two.
Fresh from the Coop!
Real tips. Real talk. Chicken chaos included.
Because this isn’t your grandma’s blog—it’s the one that says what everyone else won’t.
Come for the grit, stay for the laughs. And maybe learn something while you're at it.
There are chicken breeds that practically hatch themselves.
Swedish Flower Hens? No problem.
Icelandics? Born ready.
Hedemora? Practically hatch out, stretch, and ask for fermented feed.
And then there are Olandsk Dwarfs.
Tiny white eggs. High hopes.
Tiny heartbreaks.
Short answer: Because shipped eggs are a freakin’ gamble.
Long answer? Grab a snack.
Some chickens are bred for symmetry.
These? They were bred for storms, rocky soil, and the kind of grit you can’t fake.
Meet the Feathered Misfits: six rare landrace breeds that don’t fit the showroom mold—but absolutely belong in your coop. They’re rugged, genetically diverse, and tied to centuries of natural selection. No marketing magic. Just survival on their own terms.
