Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When something’s off, this is where you start.
This collection includes the go-to products for common poultry issues—scaly leg mites, respiratory flare-ups, gut balance, and the general “they just don’t look right” days.
🧼 Targeted Help: Topicals, supplements, and treatments designed to support recovery—not just mask symptoms.
🐓 Trusted by Keepers: Products we’ve used, trust, or recommend when your flock needs a little extra help.
⚠️ Use Wisely: Always follow label directions and talk to a vet if symptoms persist or worsen. You know your birds—trust your gut, but don’t wing it.
The goal? Get them back to scratching, squawking, and judging you ASAP.
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
