Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Because a cozy coop = calmer hens, cleaner eggs, and fewer squawks.
This collection brings the comfort, from nest boxes that stay tidy to soothing herbal blends that smell better than your feed room (promise).
🪶 Rest Worth Roosting For: Nesting box liners and setups that keep things clean and comfy.
🌿 Herbs with Purpose: Natural blends that calm your flock, freshen the coop, and make you feel like you’ve got it all together (even if you don’t).
🧼 Comfort that Works: Every item here earns its keep, no fluff for fluff’s sake.
Better sleep, better eggs, better vibes. Your flock deserves it.
Durvet Permethrin 10% Spray Concentrate
$10.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Chicken Nest Box
$34.00 USDCoop Recuperate Coop Refresher 2.5LB
$9.50 USDCluck It All Farms Nesting Herb Blend 3oz
Sold Out5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Little Giant Plastic Nesting Box
$25.00 USDPoultry Leg Hook
$18.00 USDFlockleader Healthy Coop 12lb
$32.00 USDReplacement Nest Pad
$7.00 USD