Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Hatched with Backbone: The Real Cluckin’ Story

Hatched with Backbone: The Real Cluckin’ Story

How Cluck It All Got Hatched

I didn’t stumble into chicken keeping—I was hatched into it.

I grew up with chickens in the yard, feeders in the barn, and broody hens nesting in places they absolutely should not have been.

But it wasn’t until adulthood—when the chicken math hit harder, the gear didn’t work like it should, and Clancy entered the chat—that I realized something was wrong with the way this world worked.

Backyard chicken keepers were getting bad advice, junk gear, and side-eye from elitist breeders.

If you didn’t show birds or speak in genetic code, you were treated like a joke.

So I said, “Cluck that.” We didn’t fit their mold. So we built our own coop.

And Cluck It All Farms was born.

Why We Gave a Cluck

We started Cluck It All Farms because we were tired of being talked down to.

Tired of breeders shaming new keepers.

Tired of people pretending chickens are only “worth something” if they win a ribbon.

Here’s what we believe instead:

  • Landrace chickens matter—even if you keep them in your backyard
  • Real flocks deserve real gear, not gimmicks
  • Chicken keeping should be fun, messy, and a little magical
  • Everyone was new once

We’re serious about preserving rare breeds.

We’re just not gonna act like jerks about it.

So Who the Cluck Are We?

We’re a small, fierce, occasionally sleep-deprived crew based in Northwest Ohio.

Our founder Tina started this with a bootload of chicks, a sketchy brooder setup, and a refusal to let bad info win. She’s been obsessively raising rare landrace breeds ever since—and dragging Clancy (our glorified rooster mascot) along for every coop upgrade and meltdown.

He crows. He judges. He ends up in more photos than we do.

We’re preservation breeders.

We’re sarcastic nerds.

We believe that science and joy can live in the same coop.

What You’ll Find Here

  • Hatching eggs & chicks from real-deal landrace breeds like Swedish Flower Hens, Icelandics, Olandsk Dwarfs, and more
  • CluckKit™ bundles that actually solve problems (and yes, we use them ourselves)
  • Flock-tested gear that survives our birds before it ever hits the store.
  • A blog full of science-backed truth and lived experience—no fluff, no fakery
  • A Coop Troop community of sarcastic, soft-hearted chicken lovers who name their roosters Beyoncé and aren’t ashamed of it

You In?

Whether you’ve got one hen, a backyard full of chaos, or dreams of preservation breeding—we built this for you.

You don’t have to know everything.

You don’t have to prove yourself to anyone.

You just have to give a cluck.

We’ll bring the science.

We’ll bring the sass.

And Clancy? He’ll bring the side-eye.

Let’s get cluckin’.

How Cluck It All Got Hatched

I didn’t stumble into chicken keeping—I was hatched into it.

I grew up with chickens in the yard, feeders in the barn, and broody hens nesting in places they absolutely should not have been.

But it wasn’t until adulthood—when the chicken math hit harder, the gear didn’t work like it should, and Clancy entered the chat—that I realized something was wrong with the way this world worked.

Backyard chicken keepers were getting bad advice, junk gear, and side-eye from elitist breeders.

If you didn’t show birds or speak in genetic code, you were treated like a joke.

So I said, “Cluck that.” We didn’t fit their mold. So we built our own coop.

And Cluck It All Farms was born.

Why We Gave a Cluck

We started Cluck It All Farms because we were tired of being talked down to.

Tired of breeders shaming new keepers.

Tired of people pretending chickens are only “worth something” if they win a ribbon.

Here’s what we believe instead:

  • Landrace chickens matter—even if you keep them in your backyard
  • Real flocks deserve real gear, not gimmicks
  • Chicken keeping should be fun, messy, and a little magical
  • Everyone was new once

We’re serious about preserving rare breeds.

We’re just not gonna act like jerks about it.

So Who the Cluck Are We?

We’re a small, fierce, occasionally sleep-deprived crew based in Northwest Ohio.

Our founder Tina started this with a bootload of chicks, a sketchy brooder setup, and a refusal to let bad info win. She’s been obsessively raising rare landrace breeds ever since—and dragging Clancy (our glorified rooster mascot) along for every coop upgrade and meltdown.

He crows. He judges. He ends up in more photos than we do.

We’re preservation breeders.

We’re sarcastic nerds.

We believe that science and joy can live in the same coop.

What You’ll Find Here

  • Hatching eggs & chicks from real-deal landrace breeds like Swedish Flower Hens, Icelandics, Olandsk Dwarfs, and more
  • CluckKit™ bundles that actually solve problems (and yes, we use them ourselves)
  • Flock-tested gear that survives our birds before it ever hits the store.
  • A blog full of science-backed truth and lived experience—no fluff, no fakery
  • A Coop Troop community of sarcastic, soft-hearted chicken lovers who name their roosters Beyoncé and aren’t ashamed of it

You In?

Whether you’ve got one hen, a backyard full of chaos, or dreams of preservation breeding—we built this for you.

You don’t have to know everything.

You don’t have to prove yourself to anyone.

You just have to give a cluck.

We’ll bring the science.

We’ll bring the sass.

And Clancy? He’ll bring the side-eye.

Let’s get cluckin’.

Need Help? We Don’t Bite (but Clancy Might Peck Your Keyboard)

We’re happy to chat, answer questions, or decode whatever your flock drama is today.

Whether it’s brooder panic, treat debates, or “is this poop normal?”—we got you.

Drop us a note and we’ll get back to you within 48 hours (Monday–Friday, because chickens don’t believe in weekends, but we try).