Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Leadership looks better with a lid.
The I Am Management travel mug is your daily dose of caffeine and credibility. Designed to hold 25 oz of hot, steamy authority, this stainless steel powerhouse fits in your car’s cup holder and your morning routine—whether you're rolling into work, wrangling feed bags, or dodging unsolicited chicken advice.
With a spill-resistant lid, a sturdy handle, and Clancy’s signature power stance, this mug isn’t just along for the ride. It is the ride.
Why It Rules:
25 oz of liquid confidence (and probably black coffee)
Stainless steel durability—because you’re not fragile and neither is your drinkware
Spill-resistant press-in lid = less drama, more dominance
Lead & BPA-free because we manage safety, too
Sleek, boss-ready design with a handle that means business
Specs:
Height: 7.9″ | Upper Diameter: 3.3″ | Base Diameter: 2.7″
Hand-wash only (because real power doesn’t rinse itself)
Made to order—because Management doesn’t overproduce, they strategize
I gave this to my immediate supervisor after someone told her she was "just a charge nurse". She is so much more and she loved it.