Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Seasonal Collection

Celebrate every season, chicken-keeper style.

This rotating collection brings the seasonal vibes—festive mugs, cozy tees, and feathered flair that shifts with the weather. Whether it's spooky season, snowflakes, or spring hatching hype, we've got the gear that keeps your flock love front and center.

Mugs for Every Mood: Sassy, sweet, and always flock-forward.

👕 Tees That Strut: Seasonal prints that bring the chicken energy to holidays, bonfires, and backyard chaos.

🪶 Limited-Time Favorites: Once they’re gone, they’re really gone—so peck 'em while you can.

Because chickens don’t take a holiday. And honestly, neither should your style.