Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Real flock care, without the drama—or the snake oil.
This collection has what you actually need to support your chickens’ health: wound care, recovery aids, vitamins, and wellness tools trusted by real keepers (including us).
🧪 Prevent + Treat: From electrolytes to first aid, be ready when things go sideways.
💊 Boost, Don’t Band-Aid: Supplements that support strong, productive birds—not gimmicks or quick fixes.
🐥 For Chicks to Layers: Smart solutions for every stage of the pecking order.
⚠️ Reminder: We’re not your vet. These tools are great, but when in doubt, call someone with a degree and a stethoscope.
Healthy flocks start with keepers who plan ahead. You’re in the right place.
Clancy Says: “They’re tough. But not invincible. Be ready.”
Durvet Permethrin 10% Spray Concentrate
$10.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
The Chicken Chick® Hen Mating Saddle™
$15.00 USDNo Pick'n for Chickens
$12.00 USDCuricyn Blood Stop Powder 3oz
$8.00 USDHen Couture® Hen Saddle Apron
$12.00 USDDuraStat with Oregano Poultry Supplement
from $5.50 USD4.6 / 5.0
5 Reviews
Manna Pro Hydro-Hen 3-in-1 Poultry Supplement
$13.00 USDFlock Fixer Poultry Supplement
$12.00 USD