Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Chicken Health Products

Real flock care, without the drama—or the snake oil.

This collection has what you actually need to support your chickens’ health: wound care, recovery aids, vitamins, and wellness tools trusted by real keepers (including us).

🧪 Prevent + Treat: From electrolytes to first aid, be ready when things go sideways.

💊 Boost, Don’t Band-Aid: Supplements that support strong, productive birds—not gimmicks or quick fixes.

🐥 For Chicks to Layers: Smart solutions for every stage of the pecking order.

⚠️ Reminder: We’re not your vet. These tools are great, but when in doubt, call someone with a degree and a stethoscope.

Healthy flocks start with keepers who plan ahead. You’re in the right place.

Clancy Says: “They’re tough. But not invincible. Be ready.”