Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

If you’ve ever explained what a broody is, chased a hen in your pajamas, or started a sentence with “so my rooster…”—congrats, you’re officially a smart (s)ass chicken keeper. These bundles were built for you.

Inside: wearable wit, mug-worthy sarcasm, and gear that’s actually useful. Every bundle is a nod to the chaos, pride, and inside jokes of real chicken keeping.

Gift one to yourself or to the flock boss in your life. Welcome to the world’s weirdest club.