Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

T-Shirts

Feathered, funny, and cluckin’ wearable.
This is your roost for all things tee—bold designs, soft fits, and zero boring barnyard vibes.

Wear your chicken obsession loud and proud. (Or quietly with snark. We support both.)