Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Where fluff begins—and chaos (lovable, peeping chaos) is born.
These incubators are picked for their reliability, ease of use, and results. Whether you're hatching your first clutch or running a full rotation, these machines take out the guesswork and keep the peeps coming.
🧬 Sized to Fit: From small-batch keepers to bigger hatchers, there’s an incubator for every setup.
🔁 Automatic Turners: No more 3 a.m. rotations, just consistent temps and happy embryos.
📈 Built for Success: Stable, efficient, and trusted for strong starts and healthy hatches.
Hatch like a pro, whether you’re brand new or neck-deep in chick fuzz and spreadsheet logs.
Borotto® Real 49 Plus Egg Incubator
$375.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Farm Innovators Deluxe Digital Circulated Air Incubator w/ Egg Turner
Sold Out1.5 / 5.0
2 Reviews
Borotto® Lumia 8 Egg Incubator
$197.00 USDMiller Little Giant Egg Deluxe Incubator with Auto Turner
$175.00 USDNurture Right 360° Incubator
$170.00 USDRent an Incubator – Hatch Rare Breeds at Home!
from $40.00 USDRent a Borotto Sirio Humidity Pump – Add-On for Borotto Incubators
$15.00 USD