Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
We don’t breed for ribbons.
We breed for resilience.
This collection is home to our rare landrace hatching eggs and chicks, preservation-focused, naturally hardy, and rooted in generations of survival, not show pens.
🧬 Genetics That Matter: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, and more, true landrace breeds, never hybrid crosses.
🐓 Chicks with Instinct: Strong foragers, broody mamas, and birds that know how to thrive without babysitting.
📦 Shipped with Purpose: We handle every egg and chick with the same care we give our own flocks—because every life matters.
When you hatch with us, you’re not just raising chickens.
You’re protecting the future of sustainable, self-sufficient poultry.
Clancy Says: “These aren’t feed-store birds. These are the survivors.”
One Dozen Shetland Hen Chicken Hatching Eggs
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One Dozen Swedish Flower Hen Chicken Hatching Eggs
$60.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
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$70.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
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One Dozen HEN PICKED Hatching Eggs
$70.00 USD4.2 / 5.0
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Day Old Swedish Flower Hen Chicks
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$100.00 USD3.0 / 5.0
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One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
$100.00 USD5.0 / 5.0
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