Yard & Coop Decor for Poultry People Who Don’t Cluck Around

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

The CluckKit™ Collection

The CluckKit™ Collection

Brooding & Babies

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Tired of boring backyards? Same.

Our Yard & Coop Decor collection brings bold personality and flock-powered flair to your outdoor spaces. From sarcastic garden flags to coop-approved signage, every piece is designed for chicken keepers who aren’t afraid to be a little loud, a little weird, and a whole lot proud of their birds.

Whether you're a Local Egg Dealer, a Feral Hen in flip-flops, or just trying to survive your rooster’s management style, we’ve got flags and decor that speak your language. Durable, weather-resistant, and guaranteed to make the neighbors stare (in a good way).