Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Tired of boring backyards? Same.
Our Yard & Coop Decor collection brings bold personality and flock-powered flair to your outdoor spaces. From sarcastic garden flags to coop-approved signage, every piece is designed for chicken keepers who aren’t afraid to be a little loud, a little weird, and a whole lot proud of their birds.
Whether you're a Local Egg Dealer, a Feral Hen in flip-flops, or just trying to survive your rooster’s management style, we’ve got flags and decor that speak your language. Durable, weather-resistant, and guaranteed to make the neighbors stare (in a good way).
Cluck You Very Much Garden Flag
$15.00 USDFeral Hen Energy Garden Flag
$15.00 USDClancy Approved Garden Flag
$15.00 USDBawk Bawk, Bitch Garden Flag
$15.00 USDGet Your Flock Together Garden Flag
$15.00 USDDon't Talk To Me Before I Crow Garden Flag
$15.00 USDI Work for a Rooster Garden Flag
$15.00 USDGreen Local Egg Dealer Garden Flag
$15.00 USDYellow Local Egg Dealer Garden Flag
$15.00 USD