Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Shoes & Accessories

For the keeper who’s covered in feathers—but still accessorized.

This collection is all the extras: comfy shoes for the muck, headbands to tame coop hair, and patches for bags, jackets, or anything that needs a little cluckin’ flair.

👟 Farm-Functional Footwear
For muddy mornings, egg runs, and dodging that one spicy hen.

🧵 Patch It or Wear It
Add-ons to show you’re flock-first, fashion-second.

🪩 Keep-It-Together Headbands
Because coop hair is real—and we’re done pretending it’s not.

It’s the little things. And around here, they make a big cluckin’ difference.