Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
For when your hands are full of eggs, and your pockets are full of grit.
These chicken-themed bags were made for feed runs, farmers markets, road trips, and hauling your entire life in one overstuffed tote.
🧵 Feathered & Functional: Durable totes, zip bags, and pouches with bold prints and poultry sass.
📦 Room for the Chaos: Whether you’re carrying eggs or wrangling receipts, these bags carry the lifestyle.
Because if your birds are extra, your bag might as well be too.
Rooster Weathervane Fanny Pack
$34.00 USDRooster Crossbody Utility Crossbody Bag
$32.00 USDRooster Weathervane Drawstring Bag
$22.00 USDColorful Roosters Fanny Pack
$34.00 USDColorful Roosters Utility Crossbody Bag
$32.00 USDColorful Roosters Drawstring Bag
$22.00 USDPecking Chickens Fanny Pack
$34.00 USDPecking Chickens Utility Crossbody Bag
$32.00 USDPecking Chickens Drawstring Bag
$22.00 USDMarch of the Hens Drawstring Bag
$22.00 USDGreen Chicken Feet Utility Crossbody Bag
$32.00 USDEndless Chickens Utility Crossbody Bag
$32.00 USD