Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Red Chicken Feet Fanny Pack is your new go-to accessory for convenience and style. Whether you're at a festival, going on vacation, or just love keeping your hands free, this compact and versatile waist bag has you covered.
100% Polyester: Made with durable, water-resistant material to withstand the elements.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²) for a sturdy, yet lightweight feel.
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) height, 13″ (33 cm) width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) diameter for the perfect size to carry your essentials.
Capacity: Holds up to 0.37 gallons (1.4 l), just enough for your phone, keys, and wallet.
Top Zipper with 2 Sliders: Easy access and secure storage.
Small Inner Pocket: Perfect for smaller items or organizing your belongings.
Silky Lining: Adds a smooth finish and a premium feel.
Adjustable Straps: 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide straps with plastic strap regulators for a comfortable fit.
This fanny pack is made-to-order, so it takes a little longer to arrive. By making products on demand, we help reduce overproduction, and we appreciate your thoughtful purchase!