Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Wear your loyalty to the landrace weirdos who outlast the trends. Limited-run designs featuring our breeds.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
These aren’t just chicks.
They’re the future of landrace preservation.
Every peep in this collection comes from genetically diverse, instinct-driven landrace flocks raised right here on our farm. Hardy, alert, and ready to write the next chapter of chicken history—starting in your brooder.
🧬 True Landrace Breeds: Icelandics, Swedish Flowers, Shetlands, Hedemora, and more—each with a story that’s still unfolding.
🚫 No Fluff Marketing: We don’t guarantee color. We don’t promise lap pets. We ship healthy chicks that know how to chicken.
📦 Priority Shipped, Carefully Packed: Because every one of these puffballs matters.
If you're ready to raise something that actually matters—this is where it starts.
Clancy Says: “They may be tiny, but they’ll rule your coop in two weeks. Trust me.”
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