Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Chicken Toys and Enrichment

Bored chickens are loud chickens. Let’s fix that.

This collection is packed with toys, treat holders, and enrichment tools that keep your flock pecking, scratching, and strutting with purpose.

🍉 Functional Fun: Hanging treat balls, puzzle feeders, and chicken harnesses—because yes, walks are enrichment too.

🧠 Brain + Beak Boosting: Designed to reduce boredom, encourage natural behaviors, and support a healthier, happier flock.

🐓 Flock Mental Health, But Make It Fun: Enrichment isn’t extra—it’s essential.

Keep your birds busy, stimulated, and just the right amount of weird.

Clancy Says: “I don’t play. I supervise.”