Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your flock’s favorite party mix—minus the glitter. Chicken Ecstasy is a loose, grain-based blend with mealworms, red milo, cracked corn, kelp, and more to encourage natural foraging and pecking. It’s an activity as much as a snack—scatter it, stash it in toys, or fold into bedding to keep beaks busy and minds engaged.
Bored winter flocks, rainy-day coop captives, kid-helpers learning reward-based handling, and keepers who want treats that do something (training, enrichment) instead of just spiking energy.
Format: loose enrichment mix (easy to scatter or load into dispensers)
Sizes: 10 oz (283 g) and 3 lb (1.36 kg)—both in resealable bags
Profile: grains + insects with nutrient-dense kelp and marigold/paprika extracts (many keepers love these for richly hued yolks)
Not a complete feed—for enrichment and training
Ingredients
Red milo, cracked corn, dried kelp, crimped barley, dried mealworms, flax seed, whole wheat, marigold extract, paprika extract.
Guaranteed Analysis
Crude Protein (min): 15.4%
Crude Fat (min): 6.61%
Crude Fiber (max): 3.58%
Moisture (max): 10.33%
Scatter a small handful per flock or load into a treat ball/forage mat for a longer hunt.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
For chicks or small bantams: crush larger pieces and offer grit separately.
Serve in dry areas; remove leftovers at dusk to deter pests.
Rotate with other enrichment (greens-on-a-string, scratch-in-sand) to keep interest high.
Reseal after each use. Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat high-protein insect/grain treats.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll act like it’s a five-star meal. You’ll know it’s just smart chicken keeping.”
