Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Chicken Kitchen Gear

Bring the barnyard to your countertops—with gear that’s as functional as it is feathered.

From hen-covered aprons to mugs that mean business, this collection brings the sass to every stir, sip, and scramble.

🧤 Henpecked & Heat-Ready: Oven mitts that handle the heat—and the punchlines.

Peckish & Proud: Start your morning with strong coffee and stronger chicken energy.

🪶 Farmhouse Flavor: For baking treats or hosting brunch, this kitchenware adds charm to every cluckin’ meal.

Perfect for gift-givers, flock-feeders, and anyone who knows chickens belong in the kitchen—even if they’re not on the table.

Clancy Says: “Real roosters season with sarcasm.”