Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Bring the barnyard to your countertops—with gear that’s as functional as it is feathered.
From hen-covered aprons to mugs that mean business, this collection brings the sass to every stir, sip, and scramble.
🧤 Henpecked & Heat-Ready: Oven mitts that handle the heat—and the punchlines.
☕ Peckish & Proud: Start your morning with strong coffee and stronger chicken energy.
🪶 Farmhouse Flavor: For baking treats or hosting brunch, this kitchenware adds charm to every cluckin’ meal.
Perfect for gift-givers, flock-feeders, and anyone who knows chickens belong in the kitchen—even if they’re not on the table.
Clancy Says: “Real roosters season with sarcasm.”
Get Your Flock Together Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USD5.0 / 5.0
3 Reviews
Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USD5.0 / 5.0
5 Reviews
I Am Management Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USD5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Chicken Dad Colored Mug
from $12.00 USDCluck It Chicken Kitchen Towel
$15.00 USDDon't Talk to Me Until I Crow Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDDon't Talk to Me Until I Crow Colored Mug
from $12.00 USDCluck It All & Carry On Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDCluck It All & Carry On Colored Mug
from $12.00 USDI Work for a Rooster Colored Mug
from $12.00 USDI Work for a Rooster Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USD