One Dozen HEN PICKED Hatching Eggs - Cluck It All Farms

Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
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Broody hen’s on PTO. This thing doesn’t take days off. Steady heat, happy chicks.

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Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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Screaming Chicken Ball Point Pen - Cluck It All Farms

Screaming Chicken Ball Point Pen

$6.18

It's a pen.
It's a chicken.
And yes, it screams.


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Screaming Chicken Ball Point Pen

$6.18

It writes. It screams. That's really all you need to know.

This ridiculous little chicken is a working ballpoint pen with a surprise squawk when you press it. Keep it on your desk for notes, grocery lists, or signing things like a normal adult.

Or hand it to somebody and wait.

That's more fun.

Why You Need This Pen

  • It's a perfectly functional pen, which makes the screaming even more unnecessary.
  • Meetings are boring. Screaming chickens are not.
  • Nobody can steal your pen without immediately giving themselves away.
  • It's an excellent little gift for chicken people who already have enough chicken stuff.
  • You already want to press it. We both know you do.

Fair warning: once people discover it screams, nobody is going to use it like a normal pen again.

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