Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Feeders and Waterers

Feeding and watering that doesn’t suck—or spill.

From day-old chicks to full-grown sass machines, this collection has what your flock needs to stay fed, hydrated, and thriving.

🪶 Smart & Simple: Gear that keeps feed clean, water flowing, and you out of the coop every five minutes.

🐣 Built for Every Bird: From brooder trays to adult no-spill setups—if they eat or drink, we’ve got you covered.

Whether you're raising three chicks or fifty freeloaders, these tools make daily care feel like less of a chore.

Kubic Poultry Feeder from $65.00 USD