Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Frozen waterers are canceled. The Heated Poultry Nipple Waterer keeps clean water flowing in real winter—down to −20°F—so you’re not out there with a kettle like it’s 1895. Detachable cord for warm months, secure lid for slosh control, and drip-catch nipples so the coop doesn’t turn into a splash pad.
Cold-climate keepers, neat freaks who hate muddy lips and soggy litter, and anyone who wants one waterer that works all year.
Built-in heat: Internal heater keeps water moving to −20°F—no frozen lines, no drama.
All-season smart: Detachable cord unplugs for summer.
Clean delivery: Recessed drip-catch nipples reduce mess and keep water cleaner.
Easy refills: Improved hinged quick-fill cap fits a garden hose—no lid juggling.
No-spill carry: Secure, interlocking lid + heavy-duty handle for hauling and hanging.
Capacity: 3 gallons
Heat: Internal, rated to −20°F
Cord: Detachable for non-winter use
Drinking: Nipple system with recessed drip catch
Fill: Hinged quick-fill cap (hose-friendly)
Hang or place level at chest height for your birds.
Plug in during freezing weather; unplug and remove cord in warm seasons.
Top off via the quick-fill cap; keep nipples clear of bedding.
Check cord and seals periodically; clean with mild detergent as needed.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Water they can drink, not skate on.”
So far the best investment for my chickens in the winter months
