Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

Instant download. Instant mischief. No shipping required.

Feathered Misfits isn’t just a chicken book—it’s a rally cry for weird birds and the people weird enough to raise them right. This downloadable PDF gives you 73 pages of landrace real talk, complete with breed profiles, preservation guidance, and a spiral breeding system that works in real backyards—not just textbooks.

✅ Learn about six rare landrace breeds (and why they still matter)
✅ Build flocks with real-world function, not just pretty feathers
✅ Avoid genetic dead ends with a simple spiral breeding method
✅ Laugh, learn, and be judged by Clancy the rooster along the way

📥 You’ll receive an email with your download link immediately after purchase
🖨️ Printable pages if you’re old-school
📱 Optimized for phones, tablets, and late-night coop planning

🔎 Heads up: Can’t find the email? Check your spam, promotions folder, or holler at us if it’s gone rogue.

Includes bonus: printable record sheets + Clancy’s full unfiltered chapter. (We tried to cut it. He crowed until we gave up.)

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