Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Instant download. Instant mischief. No shipping required.
Feathered Misfits isn’t just a chicken book—it’s a rally cry for weird birds and the people weird enough to raise them right. This downloadable PDF gives you 73 pages of landrace real talk, complete with breed profiles, preservation guidance, and a spiral breeding system that works in real backyards—not just textbooks.
✅ Learn about six rare landrace breeds (and why they still matter)
✅ Build flocks with real-world function, not just pretty feathers
✅ Avoid genetic dead ends with a simple spiral breeding method
✅ Laugh, learn, and be judged by Clancy the rooster along the way
📥 You’ll receive an email with your download link immediately after purchase
🖨️ Printable pages if you’re old-school
📱 Optimized for phones, tablets, and late-night coop planning
🔎 Heads up: Can’t find the email? Check your spam, promotions folder, or holler at us if it’s gone rogue.
Includes bonus: printable record sheets + Clancy’s full unfiltered chapter. (We tried to cut it. He crowed until we gave up.)