Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Instant download. Instant mischief. No shipping required.
Feathered Misfits isn’t just a chicken book—it’s a rally cry for weird birds and the people weird enough to raise them right. This downloadable PDF gives you 73 pages of landrace real talk, complete with breed profiles, preservation guidance, and a spiral breeding system that works in real backyards—not just textbooks.
✅ Learn about six rare landrace breeds (and why they still matter)
✅ Build flocks with real-world function, not just pretty feathers
✅ Avoid genetic dead ends with a simple spiral breeding method
✅ Laugh, learn, and be judged by Clancy the rooster along the way
📥 You’ll receive an email with your download link immediately after purchase
🖨️ Printable pages if you’re old-school
📱 Optimized for phones, tablets, and late-night coop planning
🔎 Heads up: Can’t find the email? Check your spam, promotions folder, or holler at us if it’s gone rogue.
Includes bonus: printable record sheets + Clancy’s full unfiltered chapter. (We tried to cut it. He crowed until we gave up.)