Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Landrace Chicken Hatching Eggs

This isn’t just hatching—it’s heritage.

Our fertile hatching eggs come from carefully managed preservation flocks of true landrace chickens. No hybrids. No hatchery fluff. Just rare genetics, natural instincts, and birds that thrive where others flail.

🧬 Preserve the Past: Each egg carries traits shaped by centuries of survival—not show standards.

🐔 For Real Keepers: Hardy, self-sufficient breeds selected for foraging, broodiness, and resilience.

📦 Shipped with Care: Collected fresh and packed like they’re carrying the future—because they are.

This is how you hatch with purpose.