Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Ever wanted chicken gear that just… works?
So did we. That’s why CluckKits™ are packed by people who’ve spilled waterers, survived brooder blowouts, and still show up for flock chores before their coffee kicks in.
What’s inside? Only the good stuff:
🧠 Beginner-Welcoming – Plain talk, real instructions, setup tips, and answers for the “wait, is this normal?” panic. No judgment—just backup.
💪 Landrace-Tested – We’re talking gear tough enough for the breeds we breed. If it can’t survive a Shetland with an attitude problem, it’s not in the box.
🐣 Purpose-Built – Brooder chaos? Nest drama? Coop that smells like chicken regret? There’s a CluckKit™ for that—and yes, it comes with your dignity intact.
🙌 No fluff. No confusion. No junky gear.
Just bundles built to keep real chicken keepers from losing their last good nerve.
Skip the guesswork, save your sanity, and spend more time actually enjoying your flock (or at least laughing about the drama).
🐓 Ready to upgrade your coop life?
Grab a CluckKit™ and join the club—you’ll know you’re one of us when you’ve washed the same pair of boots twice in one morning.
Clancy Crowed It:
If it can’t handle a flying Swedish Flower Hen at 6am, it’s not a CluckKit™ . Real solutions. Real stains. Real chickens.