Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens. For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

CluckKits™ – Real Gear for Real Flocks

Ever wanted chicken gear that just… works?
So did we. That’s why CluckKits™ are packed by people who’ve spilled waterers, survived brooder blowouts, and still show up for flock chores before their coffee kicks in.

What’s inside? Only the good stuff:

  • 🧠 Beginner-Welcoming – Plain talk, real instructions, setup tips, and answers for the “wait, is this normal?” panic. No judgment—just backup.

  • 💪 Landrace-Tested – We’re talking gear tough enough for the breeds we breed. If it can’t survive a Shetland with an attitude problem, it’s not in the box.

  • 🐣 Purpose-Built – Brooder chaos? Nest drama? Coop that smells like chicken regret? There’s a CluckKit™  for that—and yes, it comes with your dignity intact.

🙌 No fluff. No confusion. No junky gear.
Just bundles built to keep real chicken keepers from losing their last good nerve.

Skip the guesswork, save your sanity, and spend more time actually enjoying your flock (or at least laughing about the drama).

🐓 Ready to upgrade your coop life?
Grab a CluckKit™  and join the club—you’ll know you’re one of us when you’ve washed the same pair of boots twice in one morning.


Clancy Crowed It:
If it can’t handle a flying Swedish Flower Hen at 6am, it’s not a CluckKit™ . Real solutions. Real stains. Real chickens.