Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Soggy feed? Not on our watch. The Rain Hat for Galvanized Cone Feeders caps your 22 lb cone feeder with a wide, weather-shedding shield so pellets stay dry and edible when the sky gets moody.
Weather guard: Conical, wide-brim design helps deflect rain so feed doesn’t turn to soup.
Clean tray, calmer flock: Drier feed means less clumping, fewer pests, and more actual eating.
Built for your feeder: Sized to fit the 22 lb galvanized cone feeder for a secure, fuss-free setup.
Fit: 22 lb Galvanized Cone Feeder
Dimensions: 9" high × 19" diameter
Format: Clip-on/fasten-to-cap rain shield
Seat the rain hat onto your 22 lb cone feeder.
Face the feeder so the hat sheds the prevailing wind/rain.
Best practice: still use under covered runs when storms turn sideways.
Also pictured: Feed saver grill
Brush off dust and debris; rinse and air-dry. Check seasonally that fasteners are snug. If bent or cracked, repair or replace—protection only works when intact.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Let it rain. We’re still eating.”
