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100 Ways To Eat Cock – Chicken Recipe Cards (100-Pack)

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Go ahead.

Read the name again.

We'll wait. 😂

100 Ways To Eat Cock is a set of 100 chicken recipe cards for anyone who likes their dinner ideas useful and their kitchen humor slightly inappropriate.

Each card gives you a different chicken recipe with the ingredients and instructions right there, so instead of scrolling through somebody's childhood memories, vacation photos, and thoughts on the changing seasons just to figure out what the hell you're making for dinner, you can grab a card and cook.

There are 100 of them.

That's a whole lotta cock.

What's Included

  • 100 individual chicken recipe cards
  • A different chicken recipe on each card
  • Ingredients and cooking instructions right on the card
  • Easy format for grabbing a recipe without dragging out a cookbook
  • A completely legitimate reason to leave something called 100 Ways To Eat Cock sitting on your kitchen counter

Dinner Roulette Is Now a Thing

Can't decide what to make?

Shuffle the cards. Pick one.

Congratulations. Dinner has been decided without spending 45 minutes asking everybody what they want only to hear, “I don't care.”

You can also pull out favorites, plan meals for the week, or hand the deck to somebody else and make dinner their problem.

We're big supporters of that last option.

Yes, It Makes a Damn Good Gift

Give it to the chicken keeper.

Give it to the person who loves to cook.

Give it at a housewarming.

Give it to the friend who will absolutely open the package in front of their mother.

Useful gift. Inappropriate name.

Beautiful combination.

Food Safety

Whatever recipe you're cooking, chicken should reach a safe minimum internal temperature of 165°F as measured with a food thermometer. Follow appropriate food-safety practices when handling, cooking, and storing poultry.