Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This isn’t a snack. It’s a distraction tactic with flavor. Packed with mealworms, whole peanuts, and raisins, this suet-style square gives your flock something productive to peck—perfect for downtime, confinement, or moments of coop chaos. Enrichment first, not junk-food vibes.
Bored hens, winter-bound flocks, mixed groups that need a calmer focus, kid-helpers handing out “jobs,” and keepers who want treats that do something—engage, occupy, and support natural foraging.
Format: compressed enrichment square (suet-style)
Net Weight: approx. 6.5 oz (184 g)
Ingredients: peanuts, raisins, dried mealworms, gelatin (binder)
Profile: protein-rich insects + nuts + fruit for irresistible pecking
Not a complete feed—for enrichment and reward
Serve in a suet cage (pairs great with our Treat Basket) or lay flat on a clean treat station.
For longer engagement, break into chunks and scatter in dry bedding for a foraging hunt.
Place in a dry, covered spot at peck height so birds work for it—not stomp it.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
Chicks/bantams: crumble smaller pieces and offer grit whenever feeding whole seeds/insects.
Remove leftovers at dusk to deter pests.
Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Keep sealed between uses. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat seeds/insects.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Got bored hens and drama in the coop? This square won’t fix their attitude—but it’ll sure keep their beaks busy.”
Guaranteed Analysis: Crude Protein (min) - 20%, Lysine (min) - 1%, Methionine (min) - 0.2%, Crude Fat (min) - 22%, Crude Fiber (max) - 4%, Moisture (max) - 11%, Calcium - 0.07-0.11%, Phosphorus (min) - 0.28%, Salt - 0.1-0.2%, Sodium - 0.05-0.09%
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