Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Think of it like a granola bar for your birds—with bugs instead of chocolate chips. This compressed, suet-style square combines seeds and mealworms to give your flock something satisfying to peck, helping promote foraging and dial down coop squabbles when boredom hits.
Winter-bound flocks, run-time troublemakers, kid-helpers who love enrichment chores, and keepers who want treats that do something (engage beaks, not drama).
Format: compressed enrichment square (suet-style)
Net Weight: approx. 6 oz (170 g)
Ingredients: Black oil sunflower seeds, sunflower kernels, safflower seeds, dried mealworms, gelatin (binder)
Not a complete feed—for enrichment and reward
Crude Protein (min): 15%
Lysine (min): 0.7%
Methionine (min): 0.3%
Crude Fat (min): 32%
Crude Fiber (max): 4%
Moisture (max): 7%
Calcium: 0.09–0.18%
Phosphorus (min): 0.4%
Salt: 0.11–0.18%
Sodium: 0.03–0.6%
Serve in a suet cage (fits standard holders) or lay flat on a clean treat station.
For longer engagement, break into chunks and scatter in dry bedding to create a foraging hunt.
Place in a dry, covered spot at peck height so birds work for it—not stomp it.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
Chicks/bantams: crumble smaller pieces and offer grit when feeding seeds/insects.
Remove leftovers at dusk to deter pests.
Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Keep sealed between uses. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat seeds/insects.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“If your hens are bored enough to start drama, give ’em this instead of another lecture.”
