Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Think of it like a granola bar for your birds—with bugs instead of chocolate chips. This compressed, suet-style square combines seeds and mealworms to give your flock something satisfying to peck, helping promote foraging and dial down coop squabbles when boredom hits.
Winter-bound flocks, run-time troublemakers, kid-helpers who love enrichment chores, and keepers who want treats that do something (engage beaks, not drama).
Format: compressed enrichment square (suet-style)
Net Weight: approx. 6 oz (170 g)
Ingredients: Black oil sunflower seeds, sunflower kernels, safflower seeds, dried mealworms, gelatin (binder)
Not a complete feed—for enrichment and reward
Crude Protein (min): 15%
Lysine (min): 0.7%
Methionine (min): 0.3%
Crude Fat (min): 32%
Crude Fiber (max): 4%
Moisture (max): 7%
Calcium: 0.09–0.18%
Phosphorus (min): 0.4%
Salt: 0.11–0.18%
Sodium: 0.03–0.6%
Serve in a suet cage (fits standard holders) or lay flat on a clean treat station.
For longer engagement, break into chunks and scatter in dry bedding to create a foraging hunt.
Place in a dry, covered spot at peck height so birds work for it—not stomp it.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
Chicks/bantams: crumble smaller pieces and offer grit when feeding seeds/insects.
Remove leftovers at dusk to deter pests.
Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Keep sealed between uses. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat seeds/insects.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“If your hens are bored enough to start drama, give ’em this instead of another lecture.”