Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

Let’s be honest—your rooster’s the boss.
You do the labor. He screams from the compost pile.

This ceramic mug says what your caffeine-fueled eyes have been silently screaming since 6 a.m. With a colorful rim, handle, and interior, it’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, and built to help you survive another day under feathered management.

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