Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

This t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and just the right fit. With a touch of stretch and a flattering design, it’s perfect for everyday wear.

  • Premium Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for a comfortable feel

  • Pre-shrunk: Ensures a perfect fit after every wash

  • Side-seamed Construction: For durability and shape retention

  • Ethically Sourced: Made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

This product is made-to-order, reducing waste and contributing to a more sustainable future. Your thoughtful purchase makes a difference!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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