Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Hygienic Start: Crafted from high-quality, antimicrobial plastic to ensure a clean environment, optimizing the development of healthy and vibrant chicks.
Precision Temperature Control: Features automatic temperature monitoring and adjustment with a digital display, allowing settings from 86°F to 104°F for ideal incubation conditions.
Compact and Versatile: Smartly designed to fit up to 8 chicken, duck, or pheasant eggs, or as many as 32 quail eggs. Suitable for some goose, turkey, or peafowl eggs, though larger eggs may not fit in the turner.
Automated Egg Turning: Integrated motor gently rotates eggs every hour, mimicking the natural care from a mother bird to enhance hatching success.
Watch the Miracle Unfold: Eggs can be easily transferred from the turner to the provided tray for the hatching stage, allowing you to witness the emergence of new life.
Italian Made with Warranty: Proudly made in Italy, this incubator combines craftsmanship with reliability and is backed by a 2-year manufacturer warranty for added peace of mind.
Ideal for Poultry Enthusiasts: The Borotto® Lumia 8 Egg Incubator is more than just an incubator—it’s a gateway to your poultry adventure, perfect for beginners and seasoned breeders alike.