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From the front yard to the feed-store coffee line, this bundle says exactly what you’re thinking—no feather-ruffling required. A clapback flag, a boundary-setting mug, a “don’t engage” tote, and a sticker that stares down nonsense. Subtle from the sidewalk. Savage up close.
“Cluck You Very Much” Garden Flag — Weather-resistant polyester with pole hem for easy hanging. Bold, clean print built for outdoor display. Flag only—pole/stand not included.
Matching 15 oz Mug — Dishwasher & microwave safe ceramic with the same unapologetic design. Size: 15 oz (approx. 4.69″ H × 3.35″)
“Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Eco Tote — 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb capacity, long shoulder straps.
“Try Me, Mother Clucker” Vinyl Sticker — High-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Weather-resistant; great for bottles, laptops, egg coolers & feed bins.
Boundary keepers, feed-store introverts, HOA survivors, and anyone fluent in passive cluckin’ aggressive.
Flag: Slide your stand’s arm through the hemmed sleeve; stake by the porch, coop, or mailbox.
Mug: Fill with coffee; delay conversation.
Tote: Load eggs, scratch, or the weight of explaining chicken math (again).
Sticker: Clean surface, apply, and let the bird do the talking.
Flag: Spot clean cold; air dry. Bring in during extreme weather for longest life.
Mug: Dishwasher safe (top rack best). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasives on print.
Eco Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. Iron low on reverse if needed.
Sticker: Hand-wash bottles to extend life; remove by peeling low & slow.
Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction—printed just for you.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Say less. Let the merch do the menace.”
