Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

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The Passive Cluckin’ Aggressive Bundle

From the front yard to the feed-store coffee line, this bundle says exactly what you’re thinking—no feather-ruffling required. A clapback flag, a boundary-setting mug, a “don’t engage” tote, and a sticker that stares down nonsense. Subtle from the sidewalk. Savage up close.

What’s Inside

  • “Cluck You Very Much” Garden FlagWeather-resistant polyester with pole hem for easy hanging. Bold, clean print built for outdoor display. Flag only—pole/stand not included.

  • Matching 15 oz MugDishwasher & microwave safe ceramic with the same unapologetic design. Size: 15 oz (approx. 4.69″ H × 3.35″ Ø).

  • “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Eco Tote100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb capacity, long shoulder straps.

  • “Try Me, Mother Clucker” Vinyl StickerHigh-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Weather-resistant; great for bottles, laptops, egg coolers & feed bins.

Who It’s For

Boundary keepers, feed-store introverts, HOA survivors, and anyone fluent in passive cluckin’ aggressive.

How to Use

  • Flag: Slide your stand’s arm through the hemmed sleeve; stake by the porch, coop, or mailbox.

  • Mug: Fill with coffee; delay conversation.

  • Tote: Load eggs, scratch, or the weight of explaining chicken math (again).

  • Sticker: Clean surface, apply, and let the bird do the talking.

Care

  • Flag: Spot clean cold; air dry. Bring in during extreme weather for longest life.

  • Mug: Dishwasher safe (top rack best). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasives on print.

  • Eco Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. Iron low on reverse if needed.

  • Sticker: Hand-wash bottles to extend life; remove by peeling low & slow.

Eco-Conscious Production

Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. Multiple items may arrive in separate packages.

Clancy Crowed It
“Say less. Let the merch do the menace.”

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