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Start your day like a true flock boss—wrangling chickens before the first sip of caffeine. The Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle packs keeper-approved essentials with Cluck It All humor for mornings that start with chaos → coffee → chickens (in that order, if you’re lucky).
Double-Sided Mug — “Chickens Before Coffee” scene on one side; “Wake Up, Human!” rooster sass on the other. 11 or 15 oz ceramic; dishwasher & microwave safe.
“Coop Crap Carrier” Drawstring Bag — Our best-seller with a grumpy rooster and unapologetic poop pile. Lightweight, roomy, easy to rinse and air dry.
Sticker: “I Pecked Before I Caffeinated” — Weather-resistant, high-opacity vinyl for bottles, laptops, or egg baskets; bubble-free backing.
Spiral Notebook: “Cluckin’ To-Do List” — Handy size with lined pages for daily chaos, egg counts, and questionable life choices.
Magnet: “If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.” Because boundaries.
Sunrise egg collectors, school-line sprinters, feed-store philosophers, and the friend who texts you coop updates like emergency alerts.
Before chores: fill the mug; grab the bag; set the magnet tone.
During chaos: jot notes in the notebook so you can fix it on purpose next time.
After coffee: sticker goes on your favorite bottle—you earned it.
Mug: top-rack dishwasher safe; microwave safe.
Drawstring bag: spot clean; air dry.
Sticker: apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.
Notebook: wipe cover with a slightly damp cloth; keep dry.
Magnet: wipe clean; keep away from credit cards/hard drives.
Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee is a side quest. Chickens are the main storyline.”
