Start your day like a true flock boss—wrangling chickens before the first sip of caffeine. The Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle packs keeper-approved essentials with Cluck It All Farms humor and attitude. Every piece is designed for mornings that start with chaos, coffee, and chickens (in that order):
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Double-sided Mug: “Chickens Before Coffee” scene on one side, “Wake Up, Human!” rooster sass on the other.
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Drawstring Bag: Our best-selling “Coop Crap Carrier” bag, complete with a grumpy rooster and unapologetic poop pile—roomy enough for all the weird stuff you haul to the coop.
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Sticker: “I Pecked Before I Caffeinated”—bold, weatherproof, and perfect for your water bottle, laptop, or egg basket.
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Notebook: The spiral-bound “Cluckin’ To-Do List”—hilarious cover art, handy size, and plenty of space for daily chaos and questionable life choices.
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Magnet: “If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.” Clancy Crowed It, so you don’t have to.
Perfect for treating yourself or gifting your favorite chicken-tender. Because before coffee… there’s always chickens.
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$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
