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$95.00 USD
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Make it coop-official. This bold little bundle says you’re not just raising birds—you’re raising standards. Caffeinated, organized, and a little dangerous at farmers’ market prices.
25 oz Local Egg Dealer Travel Tumbler — stainless steel, spill-resistant press-in lid, cupholder-friendly base. Keeps coffee hot and water cold from feed runs to roadside egg drops. Lead & BPA-free. Hand-wash only.
“Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Eco Tote — 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill with long straps and real capacity (16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb). For eggs, scratch, or explaining chicken math—again.
Bonus: Clancy Approved Sticker — durable high-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Slap it on coolers, waterers, laptops, or your egg cooler—let Clancy do the talking.
Side-hustling egg slingers who sell out before noon
Chicken moms with drive (and no time for fluff)
The friend with more hens than patience
Fill the tumbler, grab the tote, stick the sticker where the customers look, and go get that egg money.
Tumbler: Hand-wash only. Do not microwave. Open lid before seating on a hot drink to vent steam.
Eco Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. Do not bleach; iron low on reverse if needed.
Sticker: Apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.
Each item is made to order to cut waste and keep inventory lean—because bulk is for brands without backbone.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coop swagger, caffeinated. No fluff. All hustle.”
