The Egg Hustler Starter Pack

Whether you're slangin’ eggs out of a vintage cooler or just living that “my flock funds my caffeine” life—this bundle was built for backyard bosses who know their yolks are worth it.

What’s Inside:

🪧 Local Egg Dealer Garden Flag

Make it coop-official. This bold little bundle says you’re not just raising birds—you’re raising standards. Caffeinated, organized, and a little dangerous at farmers’ market prices.

What’s Inside

• 25 oz Local Egg Dealer Travel Tumbler — stainless steel, spill-resistant press-in lid, cupholder-friendly base. Keeps coffee hot and water cold from feed runs to roadside egg drops. Lead & BPA-free. Hand-wash only.

• “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Eco Tote — 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill with long straps and real capacity (16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb). For eggs, scratch, or explaining chicken math—again.

• Bonus: Clancy Approved Sticker — durable high-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Slap it on coolers, waterers, laptops, or your egg cooler—let Clancy do the talking.

Who It’s For

• Side-hustling egg slingers who sell out before noon

• Chicken moms with drive (and no time for fluff)

• The friend with more hens than patience

How to Use

Fill the tumbler, grab the tote, stick the sticker where the customers look, and go get that egg money.

Care

• Tumbler: Hand-wash only. Do not microwave. Open lid before seating on a hot drink to vent steam.

• Eco Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. Do not bleach; iron low on reverse if needed.

• Sticker: Apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.

Eco-Conscious Production

Each item is made to order to cut waste and keep inventory lean—because bulk is for brands without backbone.

Shipping & Timing

Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, expect multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Coop swagger, caffeinated. No fluff. All hustle.”