No One Here Is a Morning Person Bundle

Not a morning person? Neither are your chickens. The No One Here Is a Morning Person Bundle delivers four keeper-favorite pieces that say what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to, especially before cup one.

What’s Inside

• Tee — “Don’t Talk To Me Before I Crow”
  Soft unisex tee (4.2 oz combed ring-spun cotton; heathers contain polyester). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taped. Choose your size in the dropdown.

• Tote — “I Work For a Rooster”
  100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill; 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ with 30-lb capacity and long straps. Farmers’ market, egg runs, or silent grocery lines.

• Sticker — “Rise & Shine, Mother Clucker”
  High-opacity vinyl, bubble-free backing; weather-resistant for bottles, laptops, egg coolers, and feed bins.

• Mug — “Cluck Off. Oops, I Meant Good Morning.”
  15 oz ceramic; dishwasher & microwave safe. For days when your cup needs a little more attitude.

Who It’s For

Pre-dawn chore warriors, feed-store introverts, and anyone who needs three cups before they can say “bok bok.”

How to Use

Put on the tee. Load the tote. Fill the mug. Slap the sticker where the world can see it—and proceed to ignore small talk until caffeine levels stabilize.

Care

• Tee: Turn inside out; machine wash cold; tumble low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print.

• Tote: Spot clean or hand wash cold; lay flat to dry; iron low on reverse if needed.

• Sticker: Apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.

• Mug: Top-rack dishwasher recommended; microwave safe.

Eco-Conscious Production

Each item is made to order to cut waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, expect multiple packages.

Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee first. Questions never.”