No One Here Is a Morning Person Bundle

Not a morning person? Neither are your chickens. The Cluck Off Before Coffee Bundle is built for keepers who need a little sass with their sunrise—and don’t mind telling the whole flock (and the feed store) about it.

You get:

• Tee: “Don’t Talk To Me Before I Crow” – The ultimate shirt for pre-caffeine silence (or for crowing back at your family).
• Tote: “I Work For a Rooster” – Carry your stuff, your attitude, and your flock boss credentials wherever you go.
• Sticker: “Rise & Shine, Mother Clucker” – Slap it on your water bottle, car window, or egg basket. Subtle? Never.
• Mug: “Cluck Off. Ooops, I Meant Good Morning.” – Because some days require a little more attitude in your cup.

Perfect for anyone who needs three cups before they can even say “bok bok.”

Makes a hilarious (and actually useful) gift for chicken-tenders, farm moms, or anyone who’s tired of pretending to be a morning person.