Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feather breakage, bald patches, overzealous roosters—handled. Designed by Kathy Shea Mormino (The Chicken Chick®), this lightweight duck-cloth saddle shields backs, shoulders, and wing tops without cramping a lady’s style.
Keepers with an enthusiastic roo, molting hens that need cover, or feather-pickers who can’t mind their business.
Max coverage: Extra-wide cut protects back, shoulders, and wing tops.
Tough + comfy: Sturdy duck cloth that lies light and moves with the bird.
Camo chic: Looks sharp and softens outlines outdoors.
Reinforced build: Quality stitching + double snaps keep the fit secure, wash after wash.
Easy clean: Toss it in the washer, then the dryer—done.
Material: durable duck cloth (lightweight feel, heavy-duty performance)
Closure: double-snap system for quick on/off and reliable fit
Finish: camo print with reinforced seams
Fit: sized for standard hens; sits flat over shoulders and along the back
Calm the hen (treats help).
Slide wings through openings so the saddle rests over shoulders and back.
Snap both closures snug—not tight—so feathers and skin aren’t pinched.
Check daily for rubbing; adjust or give a rest day if needed. Use until feathers regrow and skin is covered.
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or line dry. Do not bleach. Inspect snaps and seams routinely; retire if fabric thins or hardware loosens.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
“Armor the hen, humble the rooster.”
