If the waterers are crusted over and the hens are judging you, it’s officially flockin’ cold. This ultra-soft chicken hoodie brings serious warmth and serious attitude—perfect for predawn chores, feed-store runs, and pretending winter is “refreshing.”
Backyard chicken keepers who want a cozy, tough hoodie that speaks fluent sarcasm.
Fabric: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece
Features: front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
Detail: self-fabric patch on back for a clean finish
Source: blank product responsibly made in Pakistan
Print: “IT’S FLOCKIN’ COLD” graphic front
Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed, layer-friendly fit. True unisex cut; size according to chest.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Cold snap. Warm hoodie. Less whining.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |