Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When the wind says “brr,” you say Flock This Cold. This versatile chicken gaiter flips between neck tube, headband, bandana, wrist wrap, and quick face cover so you can finish chores without frost-whining.
Keeper-proof fabric: smooth, comfy, 2-way stretch that stays put.
All-day breathable: warmth without the swampy feel.
Sassy & useful: function first, attitude included.
Backyard keepers who want lightweight warmth and a little funny chicken energy for winter chores.
Fabric (US): 93% polyester / 7% spandex, 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
Fabric (EU): 96% polyester / 4% spandex, 6.34 oz/yd² (215 g/m²)
Stretch: smooth 2-way recovery
Breathable, washable, reusable
Print: single-side; reverse blank
Size: one size (adult)
Blanks: Mexico (US), Lithuania (EU)
Slip on and go. Wear scrunched at the neck, folded over ears, bandana-style up top, or wrapped at the wrist for quick wipe-downs. Not PPE.
Machine wash cold, gentle. Lay flat or tumble low. No bleach. Don’t iron.
Printed on demand to reduce waste—made just for you.
POD item—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Wind says brr. You say cluck off.”
