Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Cluck You Very Much Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

Soft tee. Sharp tongue. Welcome to the flock.


This Cluck You Very Much women’s tee is where relaxed fit meets razor-sharp attitude. It’s feather-light, unapologetically comfortable, and comes with just the right amount of side-eye—courtesy of Clancy, our rooster of reason.

Pair it with jeans for chicken chores or toss on a blazer and let Clancy crash your next Zoom meeting. Either way, you’ll be repping backyard rebellion with every wear.

 

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

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Shannon James
So comfortable!

I love this shirt! It is light weight, fits great and the print is very nice!