Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Spiral-bound. Coop-side ready. For keepers who mean business.
This isn’t your average chicken book. Feathered Misfits is a gritty, gut-honest guide to raising landrace chickens—birds that survive blizzards, outsmart hawks, and brood like their ancestors meant them to. Whether you’re starting your first flock or preserving century-old bloodlines, this 73-page, full-color spiral-bound book is your new favorite barn buddy.
Inside you’ll find:
✅ Six rare landrace breed profiles (with real-world traits, not fluff)
✅ A simple, functional spiral breeding system
✅ Preservation-first strategies for backyard keepers
✅ A broody amount of Clancy the rooster’s unsolicited commentary
✅ Tools, context, and confidence for doing chickens your way
🖤 Matte cover and uncoated pages that actually let you write things down
🌀 Printed to work beside you—not sit on a shelf
📦 Print-on-demand = no waste, no fluff, just fresh off the press
“If you want sparkle chickens that burn out fast, move along. If you want birds that feed themselves, raise their own, and outlive your incubator—this book’s for you.”
– Clancy, Probably
Alot of good information about helping rare birds regenerate properly!