Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book

Spiral-bound. Coop-side ready. For keepers who mean business.

This isn’t your average chicken book. Feathered Misfits is a gritty, gut-honest guide to raising landrace chickens—birds that survive blizzards, outsmart hawks, and brood like their ancestors meant them to. Whether you’re starting your first flock or preserving century-old bloodlines, this 73-page, full-color spiral-bound book is your new favorite barn buddy.

Inside you’ll find:
✅ Six rare landrace breed profiles (with real-world traits, not fluff)
✅ A simple, functional spiral breeding system
✅ Preservation-first strategies for backyard keepers
✅ A broody amount of Clancy the rooster’s unsolicited commentary
✅ Tools, context, and confidence for doing chickens your way

🖤 Matte cover and uncoated pages that actually let you write things down
🌀 Printed to work beside you—not sit on a shelf
📦 Print-on-demand = no waste, no fluff, just fresh off the press

“If you want sparkle chickens that burn out fast, move along. If you want birds that feed themselves, raise their own, and outlive your incubator—this book’s for you.”
– Clancy, Probably

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