Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Spiral-bound. Coop-side ready. For keepers who mean business.
This isn’t your average chicken book. Feathered Misfits is a gritty, gut-honest guide to raising landrace chickens—birds that survive blizzards, outsmart hawks, and brood like their ancestors meant them to. Whether you’re starting your first flock or preserving century-old bloodlines, this 73-page, full-color spiral-bound book is your new favorite barn buddy.
Inside you’ll find:
✅ Six rare landrace breed profiles (with real-world traits, not fluff)
✅ A simple, functional spiral breeding system
✅ Preservation-first strategies for backyard keepers
✅ A broody amount of Clancy the rooster’s unsolicited commentary
✅ Tools, context, and confidence for doing chickens your way
🖤 Matte cover and uncoated pages that actually let you write things down
🌀 Printed to work beside you—not sit on a shelf
📦 Print-on-demand = no waste, no fluff, just fresh off the press
“If you want sparkle chickens that burn out fast, move along. If you want birds that feed themselves, raise their own, and outlive your incubator—this book’s for you.”
– Clancy, Probably