Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Lightweight Design: Weighing just 10 oz and 48" in length, this Poultry Leg Hook is easy to handle and maneuver, perfect for managing your flock without added strain.
Durable and Strong: Made from 1/4" stainless steel rod, this leg hook is built to last, ensuring it can handle the toughest poultry while maintaining strength and durability.
Adjustable Loop Opening: The rounded loop opening tapers from 0.19" to 0.84", providing a secure fit around your poultry's leg for safe and easy handling.
Comfortable Grip: Features a high-impact plastic handle that offers a secure and comfortable grip, making it easy to use for extended periods without discomfort.
Versatile Tool: Ideal for working with spurring roosters, ill-tempered birds, or those difficult to catch. This tool helps you safely control and manage your flock with ease.
How to Use: To use, approach the bird quietly, ideally while they are eating. Secure the leg by slipping the hook above the foot and grab the bird quickly. Requires swift movement for best results.
Benefits: A must-have tool for managing poultry with minimal stress. Whether dealing with an aggressive rooster or handling a sick bird, the Poultry Leg Hook ensures control and safety for both you and the bird.