Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Rooster Booster Pick No More Lotion

$9.00 USD

Natural Cannibalism Control: Rooster Booster Pick-No-More Lotion is crafted in the USA with natural ingredients to effectively deter aggressive behavior and cannibalism in poultry.
Healing and Protection: Helps in the healing process of wounds, prevents pecking of injuries, and discourages feather plucking, promoting a healthier environment for your flock.
Key Ingredients: Contains 0.54% tea tree oil, 0.52% calendula, and 0.35% aloe vera gel known for their soothing and healing properties.
Easy Application: Comes in a 4oz squeezable bottle with an applicator for effortless and precise application, making it convenient to use in your coop.
Versatile Use: Safe for all poultry species including chickens, fowl, game birds, and meat birds, ensuring comprehensive care for your entire flock.

Ingredients: Water, Methyl Anthranilate (4.80%), Tea Tree Oil (0.54%), Calendula (0.52%),
Aloe Vera Gel (0.35%)

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