Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Targeted Relief for Scaly Leg Mites: Protects against the damaging effects of scaly leg mites that can cause scale loss and bleeding in chickens.
Proprietary Herbal Blend: Contains the MitesBGone mix of thyme, peppermint, garlic, and spearmint, which naturally deter mites and promote healthier skin.
Moisturizing and Soothing: Enriched with vitamin E and white petroleum, SaveALeg not only fights off pests but also soothes and moisturizes your chickens' legs, keeping them smooth and clean.
Easy to Apply: Simply apply a pea-sized amount to each chicken's legs as needed. The formula is designed to spread easily for quick application.
Safe and Natural Ingredients: Crafted with your chickens' safety in mind, using only non-toxic, natural ingredients that ensure their legs are protected without harsh chemicals.