Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

First Aid

Keep calm and grab the wound spray.

Whether it’s a minor peck, a busted toe, or brooder chaos, this collection includes the first aid basics every chicken keeper should have on hand—before they need them.

🧴 Wound Care Essentials: Sprays, ointments, wraps, and more to treat injuries fast and clean.

🐥 For Every Bird: Useful for chicks, hens, roos, and those “what did you do this time?” emergencies.

💪 Peace of Mind in a Kit: Because winging it doesn’t work when blood’s involved.

Keep it stocked. Keep it simple. Keep your flock covered.