Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This isn’t a snack. It’s a distraction tactic with flavor.
Packed with mealworms, whole peanuts, and raisins, this suet-style treat square gives your flock a reason to peck at something other than each other. Designed for behavioral enrichment—not junk food vibes—it satisfies foraging instincts while keeping birds occupied during downtime, confinement, or coop chaos.
Use it in a suet cage, hang it in the run, or plop it on a treat station. However you serve it, your flock will work for every bite.
Clancy’s Take: “Got bored hens and drama in the coop? This square won’t fix your birds’ attitude—but it’ll sure keep their beaks busy.”
🧠 Foraging-style enrichment in a compressed treat square
🐛 Made with whole peanuts, raisins, and dried mealworms
🔧 Use with a suet cage or lay flat in the run—easy to serve
💬 Keeps hens pecking productively, not picking on each other
❄️ Great for winter boredom or coop-bound birds
📦 1 suet-style square, approx. 6.5 oz
Ingredients: Peanuts, Raisins, Dried Mealworms, Gelatin
Guaranteed Analysis: Crude Protein (min) - 20%, Lysine (min) - 1%, Methionine (min) - 0.2%, Crude Fat (min) - 22%, Crude Fiber (max) - 4%, Moisture (max) - 11%, Calcium - 0.07-0.11%, Phosphorus (min) - 0.28%, Salt - 0.1-0.2%, Sodium - 0.05-0.09%
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