Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Ultimate Hangout Spot: The My Cozy Nest™ Single Hanging Chicken Hen Nesting Box is designed to provide a peaceful and comfortable sanctuary for your hens to lay their precious eggs.
Durable Construction: Crafted with durability in mind, this nesting box is built to withstand the daily activities of your feathered companions.
Secure Hanging Design: It hangs securely in the coop, providing a cozy and safe haven for your hens to do their important work.
Convenient Access: The front access allows for easy egg collection, ensuring that your freshly laid treasures are easily within reach.
Privacy and Comfort: Your hens will enjoy privacy, comfort, and the assurance that their valuable eggs are protected.
Must-Have Addition: Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or just starting your flock, this nesting box is a must-have addition to your coop.