Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Sticky fingers not included—but your chickens will act like it’s candy.
Bee-Tastic is a loose-packed treat mix made with dried mealworms and a honey glaze. It’s ideal for sprinkling in bedding, hiding in forage mats, or tossing in the run to encourage natural pecking and scratching behaviors.
Use it as an enrichment tool—not a daily snack—and get ready for your flock to act like you brought the party.
Clancy’s Take: “Don’t let the name fool you. It’s not magic. But it does shut them up for five minutes—and that counts.”
🐛 Loose treat mix with mealworms and honey glaze
🧠 Encourages natural foraging, pecking, and scratching
👐 Easy to scatter in the run, coop bedding, or enrichment feeders
🧺 Great for boredom relief, especially during confinement or winter
📦 Approx. 7 oz resealable bag
Ingredients: Dried black soldier fly larvae, dried mealworms, wheat berries, basil, rose flowers, bee pollen granules
Great treats for healthy chickens.
My chickens loved it!
Chickens loved it!
My 6 girls simply love this! This is a treat
That they gobble up